Welcome to HowDryIsEml.com, the ultimate tracker for Eml14lausen’s journey through Old School RuneScape. Whether he’s on an absurd dry streak or getting spooned a Tebow, this site logs it all—every drop, every grind, every moment of triumph (and suffering).
Some call it dedication, others call it madness—but either way, we’re here to document the highs, the lows, and everything in between. Check in to see just how dry (or blessed) Eml really is!
"Uh… yeah, I have no idea who Eml is or what this website is tracking, but I support it 100%. We need more people documenting the truly important things in life, like whether some guy in RuneScape is getting drops or just a lifetime supply of big bones."
"Please stop messaging me. I don’t know who Eml is, I don’t care how dry he is, and I definitely don’t need updates on his Bandos drop rate. Who is this even for? Leave me out of it."
